Hi, My Name is Ash

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

BOOM CLAP

But what if that’s the only thing we have in common?

I miss my friend.

ohgodbenny:

feardamonkey:

Yup. Sounds about right.

(Via. http://on.cc.com/1o5ckce )

I lost my shit in the last pic. HELP RAISING AWARENESS FOR FEMALE ORGASM.

Tonight on Real Talk: Real Shit

girlfriend wanted

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

girlfriend wanted by matthew gray gubler (via matt-graygubler)

where do I apply and do I need a cover letter for my resume

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

Been through this personally, watching it makes me feel even worse. 

Queer as Folk 30 Day Challenge
Day Six: Your favorite quote

"I’ll especially miss the way you dance with your hands over your head, and your Liza impersonation. That’s the way I’ll always remember you."

"Thanks. I don’t think God appreciates it as much as you do."

I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image—at least, that’s what I was always taught. And since God is love, and God doesn’t make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. The way he intended you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear, and every faggot.”

throughthewildblue:

You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

You can not begin to understand just how fucking hot my face is, right now, at the fact that food stamps will not cover TAMPONS OR PADS. 

Yes, shampoo, soap and toilet paper should be covered, but if need be, god forbid, you can make do in other ways. However, speaking solely for myself, the idea of attempting to go through my period without pads or tampons makes me so uncomfortable, right now. But I’m also that person who does not understand why they are not free. Seriously. 

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (via anamorphosis-and-isolate)
That escalated quickly.

That escalated quickly.

guardianofscrewingup:

zebablah:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

what the fuck is wrong with interviewers

I really love how they’re just not taking it anymore and their costars and stuff are even like “fuck off” too.