THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Jafar you pedo
ACTUALLY… Jasmine was 18, Belle was 21, Cinderella I believe was about 20 or so, Mulan was closer to 18, and if we really wanna go there Pocahontas was actually 14.
But what do I know.
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
I THINK MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST EXPLODED INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD.
My childhood. IT ALWAYS LED ME TO THE DOCTOR.
I looked this up a while ago. Apparently the writers were HUGE Doctor Who fans…
…AND THEY BASED TOMMY OFF OF THE DOCTOR.
Think about it…always getting up to strange wonderful adventures, a charismatic & whimsical leading character…
And what did Tommy always have with him?
HIS TRUSTY SCREWDRIVER.
OH MY GODCRYING!
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
This is clearly a sign that I have always been meant to find The Doctor.
Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t yet learned that he can’t burrow into it. :L
Reblogging for my snake loving friends.
Pretzel is such an awesome name.
Oh my gods look at him rubbing his face in it trying to burrooooow, the cutiewootie
PESHIOUS BB IS PESHIOUS
Ugh I want snake so bad. D:
And a ferret. And a beta. And a penguin.
I want all animals, let’s be real.
A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
Weeping right now. D:
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
Jasmine got tired of being treated like a god damn object and effectively went FUCK Y’ALL SEACREST OUT and ran away with NO INTENT TO COME BACK, penniless with nothing but a cloak to her name because she was so over this shit.
Mulan risked her motherfucking LIFE TO PROTECT HER GOD DAMN FATHER by joining the damn army. She had a free pass, too. She was told to leave, to go home, but she stayed to protect her fucking country. Mulan is hardcore as fuck.
Pocahontas CALLED JOHN SMITH OUT ON HIS SHIT. Told him to stop being ignorant, and oh yeah by the way so you understand, THIS IS HOW AND WHY YOU ARE BEING IGNORANT. LEARN GOD DAMMIT.
Tiana worked her motherfucking ass off to make her dreams come true, and told Naveen when he was being a self centered, unappreciative dickwad to GROW THE FUCK UP. FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
Belle had no time for NO SHIT. Not only told Adam to kiss her ass when he was being a dick, FUCK YOU I AIN’T EATING. S MY D. DUN CURR. Told Gaston that he was a fucking asshole, and no, no really I’m not marrying you because you can seriously go to fucking hell NO REALLY. GO. NOW.
Princesses for the motherfucking win.
Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects.
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast.
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS. THE FUCK.
I am in my 20s and am just now okay with choosing pink items FOR THIS GOD DAMN REASON.
I originally bought this dry erase board some odd years ago to help me stay organized but in the process ended up becoming my keepsake board for various things that do not yet have a permanent home but I still of course wish not to lose. A valentine card from a temporary pen pal, a bumper sticker someone gave me, a time pony sticker I still need to place on the tardis, Nancy and Rosie’s emails covered up by Michael Scott, a magnet Holli brought me, ticket from a Kids in the Hall show daddy and I saw when they came to DC, wear tag from my first pair of Black Milk leggings, Ben<3, a book recommendation from a teacher I had that was well too pretty for his own good, and David Tennant reminding me everyday that I look damn good. Little things I see everyday that remind me that everything is truly going to be okay because I am blessed enough to be consistently surrounded by people who genuinely love me and will so what they can to support me and help me achieve my dreams and goals. Not very many people can say they have that, who the hell knows what I did to deserve it, but I have it. And I’ll do what I can to never let it go.
The classic doll color test performed with a white child, complete with the parent’s
The little girl even says she picked the white figures as the good child because it “looks like me” and the dark girl as bad because “she’s dark”. When Soledad O’Brien asks the girl’s mother about it, we’re met with quite a few colorblind based excuses and “well, we just don’t talk about race”.
“We don’t talk about race!!”
And your kid is saying racist shit regardless.
That should fucking tell you something, lady.
But of course, it won’t. I bet you cash money she won’t change a thing, continuing to use that color blind bullshit.
When someone makes a rape joke.